god bless america
Fun Fact: Every child born in Massachusetts is baptized in Dunkin Donuts iced coffee.
on the fourth of july in 1776 the british crucified george washington, ben franklin, and thomas jefferson and because of this for one week out of the year you can blow things up like an asshole after 11 pm without getting hassled by the cops
If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer
If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out
Karate Kid 1984